10 Funny Christmas Quotes for friends and loved ones that will make you smile and happy on the festive day of Christmas. Spread the happiness with the best Christmas Funny Quotes and Messages for Whatsapp and Instagram.
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1. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present. – Don Marquis
2. There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard. – Dan Florence
3. I hate the radio this time of year because they play All I Want For Christmas Is You like, every other song. And that’s just not enough. – Bridger Winegar
4. Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name. – Erma Bombeck
5. Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. – Andy Borowitz
6. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge
7. I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange. – Henny Youngman
8. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor
9. Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. – Kin Hubbard
10. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry
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