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1. If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
2. Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
3. A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE :)
4. I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
5. The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
6. A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
7. We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
8. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
9. Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
10. My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
11. People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
12. I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
13. I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
14. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
15. Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
16. Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..
17. Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
18. When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
19. Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)
20. In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.
21. Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.
22. Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.
23. I hate people that starts tweets with “I hate people that.”
24. When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
25. Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
26. Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..
27. I hate people that starts tweets with “I hate people that.”
28. Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.
29. Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.
30. In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.
31. Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)
32. Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
33. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
34. I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
35. My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
36. Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.