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1. Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
2. Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
3. Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?
4. Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
5. A girl's smell on a shirt gives a guy a different high altogether.
6. How would you like to feel the way you look?
7. Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
8. 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..
9. Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
10. I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
11. If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
12. If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
13. If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…
14. Mix with people with a good attitude.
15. Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
16. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
17. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
18. Are your parents siblings?
19. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
20. I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.
21. Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
22. I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
23. I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
24. If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
25. How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
26. Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
27. Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
28. I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.
29. Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
30. How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
31. If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
32. I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
33. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
34. I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
35. Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
36. Mix with people with a good attitude.