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1. I'm a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I'm crazy about 1 person.
2. Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.
3. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
4. Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
5. All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
6. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
7. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
8. Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?
9. Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
10. Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
11. My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.
12. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
13. Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
14. Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.
15. If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?
16. I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.
17. I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
18. At least I can still smoke in my car.
19. I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.
20. If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
21. People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)
22. If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
23. I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..
24. When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!
25. I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..
26. i haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left
27. Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
28. Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?
29. Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch..
30. I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..
31. I’m not crazy, I’m just special.
32. Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet
33. Love never dies…only the lover changes. :P
34. Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
35. A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
36. If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?
37. Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
38. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
39. When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
40. Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.
41. Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page.
42. You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)
43. I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
44. A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
45. Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
46. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)
47. That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
48. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
49. Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
50. I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?