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251. Our anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to live our dreams together.
252. 1 year down & forever to go, Happy Anniversary.
253. From the first time we met, I knew we were meant to be together. God put us together and that way it will stay, Happy Anniversary honey. I love you forever.
254. Definition of FOOL: Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies.
255. Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool. :)
256. Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day. :D
257. A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. :)
258. You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge……..
259. April Fool is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.
260. You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.
261. Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it’s not happening to you. Please don’t make others fool on April Fool Day.
262. Just a friendly reminder Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.
263. Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude, Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st.
264. Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ….???…. Its APRIL 1ST …. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.
265. Fact 1 You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue Fact 2 After reading this 99 100 idiots would try it.
266. you are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second don’t misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles.
267. I'm that ugly I asked myself out and I said no.
268. Free your heart from any hatred. Free your mind from any worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
269. There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.
270. Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone
271. I don't insult people , I just describe them
272. I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
273. If you are good at something, never do it for free :D
274. When SumOne HatEs You fOr nO reAsOn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Give them a reason :P :D _!_
275. If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.. ;) :D
276. Someone asked me what is UR attitude… then i simply replied “BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…"
277. People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...
278. I never prove to be good enough For every one...! But I'm the best for them who understand me..:)
279. I'm nobody's second option. better you either CHOOSE me, or you lose me... :/
280. Don't make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER. :-)
281. I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.
282. I get so excited when someone brings out the cake at a birthday party because that means I can leave soon.
283. All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday
284. Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
285. Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
286. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
287. Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.
288. Wishing an amazing day and many great things to come to a wonderful person. Happy birthday.
289. Define Birthday? “The one and only day in your life when you were crying and your mother was laughing.”
290. :) May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday
291. I may not be celebrating your special day with you but I want you to know that I am thinking of you & wishing you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
292. Thinking of you on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings happiness today and tomorrow. Happy birthday
293. May this day be the beginning of another beautiful year for you. May there be pleasant surprises, loads of joy and infinite happiness. Wish you a very happy birthday.
294. Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always. Happy Birthday Sweetheart.
295. Wishing you a birthday filled with sweet moments and wonderful memories to cherish always! Happy Birthday
296. You mean everything to me … I Love You … HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a day as special as you are!
297. May this birthday bring you good luck and fortune. May it bring you oodles of true love and friendship. Have an amazing birthday.
298. This brings a birthday message especially to say you are wished the finest things in life today and every day. Happy Birthday
299. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!
300. Tere birth day ko mai tuze kya du wish you happy return of the day