Showing 1551 to 1600 of Total 2011 Status
1551. Sometimes the smallest things in life are the hardest to do. Like clicking on his screen name and just saying HI!
1552. Hello my love. It’s getting cold on this island. I’m sad alone. I’m so sad on my own.
1553. Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.
1554. You have no time to bleed as you fall to your knees. It’s the gift that we’ve been given. Hello, can you hear me still?
1555. Flowers for the dead. Say hello to the forest.
1556. Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
1557. The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.
1558. Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.
1559. When I read the script, I was like, Hello, woman in a box. I had to explore that to the end.
1560. Hello boys and girls. Welcome to sesame street.
1561. Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.
1562. Hello my love. It’s getting cold on this island. I’m sad alone. I’m so sad on my own.
1563. Hello, I’m still here.
1564. When I read the script, I was like, Hello, woman in a box. I had to explore that to the end.
1565. Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.
1566. Hello, I’m still here.
1567. Hello my love. It’s getting cold on this island. I’m sad alone. I’m so sad on my own.
1568. The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.
1569. Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
1570. Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.
1571. Hello boys and girls. Welcome to sesame street.
1572. Hello and good evening hope you had a nice day and a pleasant evening as well.
1573. Good morning starshine, the earth says hello..
1574. The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
1575. Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
1576. Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
1577. Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?
1578. Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
1579. A girl's smell on a shirt gives a guy a different high altogether.
1580. How would you like to feel the way you look?
1581. Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
1582. 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..
1583. Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
1584. I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
1585. If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
1586. If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
1587. If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…
1588. Mix with people with a good attitude.
1589. Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
1590. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
1591. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
1592. Are your parents siblings?
1593. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
1594. I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.
1595. Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
1596. I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
1597. I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
1598. If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
1599. How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
1600. Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.