Showing 1301 to 1350 of Total 2011 Status
1301. Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
1302. Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)
1303. really doesn`t get why people like brunch. What`s the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?
1304. Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)
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1306. When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
1307. You can`t buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;
1308. There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.
1309. "ughh I`m so full".."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!"
1310. LIKE if you can`t tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
1311. I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person`s life.
1312. When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because `Stressed` spelled backwards is `Desserts` :)
1313. The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
1314. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
1315. thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
1316. A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future.
1317. Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
1318. Its better to be friends than to be lovers b’coz you forget a lover but you never forget a friend.
1319. True friends are the ones who have nice things to say about you behind you back.
1320. That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don’t realize your friend walked away.
1321. True frends are those who stick by you not only during good times, but also struggle with you through hard times.
1322. Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.
1323. Friendship is so weird... you just pick a human you've met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.
1324. If your friend doesn’t annoy you at times then it’s not a true friendship. x)
1325. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship
1326. I have told my friends we are going to be friends forever....because I'm too lazy to find new ones. :-) ♥
1327. I can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything. :)
1328. A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.
1329. together we party, together we cry, kept every single secret , and covered every lie, because we’re best friends till the day we die. I love my best friends!
1330. Be careful about who you trust and tell your problems to. Not everyone who smiles at you is your FRIEND.
1331. Fake friends treats you like a tree, they care as long as you give away fruits but once you stop, they fire your branches to cook those fruits you gave.
1332. You can never be just friends with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will always love them.
1333. A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
1334. FRIENDS – They make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter and live a little better than before.
1335. Bestfriends are those people who make your problems their problems so that you don’t have to go through them alone.
1336. Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hours.
1337. Never choose a friend without complete understanding and never lose a friend because of a small misunderstanding.
1338. Sometimes the best way to stay close to someone you love is being just a friend, nothing more nothing less.
1339. I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
1340. True friends say good things behind you back and bad things to your face.
1341. A good friend will be there for you when you cry. But a best friend will have a wet shoulder because of your tears.
1342. There are no strangers in this world. There are only friends you haven’t met yet!
1343. Liking someone doesn’t mean you have to be lovers, sometimes you just have to be friends.
1344. Friends are like panties. Some stay up your butt, some get a little sideways, some are holy, some are cheap, and some actually cover your butt…
1345. A true friend is someone who gives you hope when you ran out of it.
1346. ”True Love is a friendship set on fire.”
1347. It’s the friends we meet along life’s path who help us appreciate the journey.
1348. ♥♥♥ A friend is one who …. Sees your first drop of tear … …Catches the second ….. Stops the third … … and turns the fourth into a Smile ♥♥♥ :
1349. Apologizing isn’t always a matter of admitting you’re wrong. Sometimes it just means that you value your relationship/friendship more than your ego .
1350. Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest, it's about who came, and never left your side.