Showing 751 to 800 of Total 2011 Status
751. “An average person, lies 10 times a day. And the most common lie is “I AM FINE”.
752. Mission one accomplished, I woke up.
753. Sometimes the last thing you want to hear is the first thing you need to hear.
754. Your LIFE is a PUZZLE, don’t waste your time trying to place ppl where they don’t fit.
755. Always have a smile on your face. Never give anyone the satisfaction of seeing you down.
756. God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.
757. Good decisions come from experience, and experience comes from bad decisions.
758. Pain never really goes away; you just elevate and get used to it by growing stronger.
759. Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones.
760. You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same.
761. I have honestly tried to let you go, I have honestly tried to forget you, I have honestly tried not to think of you but I honestly can’t cause I honestly don’t want to.
762. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
763. I hope to be just famous enough to one day have two people I’ve never met debate whether I’m alive or dead.
764. Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!
765. I speak two languages, Body and English.
766. #NAME?
767. If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart because hearts can break but circles go on.
768. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
769. Sorry, I dont have time to hate you as much as you hate me b’coz Im busy Loving the people that love me.
770. Dont believe the doubted one and dont doubt the believed one.
771. If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
772. I can’t, but together we can
773. Don’t let your dreams just be DREAMS!
774. I have had a horribly busy day converting OXYGEN to CARBON DIOXIDE.
775. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
776. People change and forget to tell each other.
777. I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so close to Monday.
778. If things are sent by ship then its a cargo and if its sent by road then its a shipment.
779. In women everything is heart, even the head.
780. Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.
781. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
782. Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
783. If at first you don’t succeed blame someone else and seek counsling.
784. Silence is text easy to misread.
785. When you cant do anything else, LAUGH.
786. Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are.
787. Teaching is the profession that creates all others.
788. When life gives you question, just google the damn thing!
789. Waiting is painful, forgetting is painfull but not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.
790. He stole my heart…So I stole his last name.
791. One of my biggest mistakes… is having high expectations of certain individuals.
792. Life is a puzzle game, you just need to find the right pieces.
793. The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.
794. I remember everything I choose to forget.
795. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.
796. The Cutest Proposal of the world from a cute girl to a boy… Girl : “Hey, I have lost my Surname.. Can I use Yours”
797. A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.
798. If you want your dreams to come true, DONT SLEEP!
799. I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW.
800. Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say… I am Mind Blowing.