Showing 651 to 700 of Total 2011 Status
651. If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?
652. Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
653. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
654. When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
655. Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.
656. Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page.
657. You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)
658. I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
659. A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
660. Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
661. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)
662. That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
663. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
664. Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
665. I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?
666. Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
667. Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”
668. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
669. I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
670. The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)
671. You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.
672. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
673. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
674. I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.
675. Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.
676. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
677. When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.
678. People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
679. My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
680. If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
681. Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
682. I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.
683. Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World
684. When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.
685. We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
686. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
687. The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.
688. No one would ever understand you until they have been in your position so don’t complain and regret.
689. I don’t know where I stand with you. And I don’t know what I mean to you. All I know is everytime I think of you, all I wanna do is be with you.
690. Stop being afraid of what could go wrong, and start being positive about what could go right!
691. Girls who say “a lot of guys are after me” should remember that cheap prices attract many costumers.
692. Promises are like babies. Fun to make but hell to deliver.
693. Your life will get better when you realize it’s better to be alone than chase people who don’t really care about you.
694. Warning :- Never let your feelings get too deep, people can change at any moment.
695. Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.
696. If you are still looking for a happy ending I suggest you start searching for a new beginning.
697. I cannot believe you are breaking up with me! Did all those LIKES on your DP mean nothing to you?f
698. Some people don’t understand how blessed they truly are. Be thankful for what you have rather than focusing on what you don’t have.
699. Don’t unlock the doors to your heart for someone who won’t even unlock their cell phone for you.
700. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions.