Showing 601 to 650 of Total 2011 Status
601. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
602. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
603. I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
604. Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
605. The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.
606. Wishing all my family and friends a happy and healthy Christmas and New Year. Be safe and Don’t Drink and Drive.
607. To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas..
608. Each one of you are precious to me! I am so blessed to have you in my life and I love each one of you! Wishing you a beautiful Christmas & a Happy New Year!
609. Christmas, shouldnt be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someones angel when they need it the most.
610. May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart filled with love, and your life filled with laughter.
611. Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season!
612. It’s not the presents that make Christmas so special, it’s the presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person, or spirit.
613. So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??
614. when it comes to Christmas, Cher Lloyd and me have a lot in common: we’re both bloody rubbish at wrapping.
615. Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?
616. I'm a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I'm crazy about 1 person.
617. Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.
618. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
619. Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
620. All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
621. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
622. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
623. Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?
624. Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
625. Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
626. My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.
627. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
628. Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
629. Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.
630. If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?
631. I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.
632. I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
633. At least I can still smoke in my car.
634. I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.
635. If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
636. People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)
637. If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
638. I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..
639. When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!
640. I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..
641. i haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left
642. Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
643. Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?
644. Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch..
645. I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..
646. I’m not crazy, I’m just special.
647. Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet
648. Love never dies…only the lover changes. :P
649. Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
650. A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.