Showing 551 to 600 of Total 2011 Status
551. I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
552. Whhat if life come with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
553. You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.
554. It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
555. I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
556. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
557. Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
558. No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
559. The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
560. When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.
561. Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS
562. May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Merry Christmas
563. When you have Christmas in your heart it doesn’t matter what’s under the tree.
564. Santa won’t be coming this year…… He died laughing when you said you’d been a good girl.
565. Please Santa, I’ve been good all year .. most of the time .. sometimes .. Ok, Don’t worry I’ll buy my own Christmas presents.
566. Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE.
567. From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
568. May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!
569. Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.
570. To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas..
571. Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus.
572. Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live.
573. Wish you happy holidays season with unforgetable Christmas and New Year.
574. Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
575. Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.
576. “SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”…I’m on to you fat man.
577. Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially in November..
578. I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..
579. Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..
580. It’s Christmas and 2011 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.
581. The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!
582. Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus
583. As Christmas began in the heart of God Let us complete that love by extending our hearts to others.
584. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness
585. A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother
586. Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also..
587. I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..
588. I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?
589. May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love. Christmas is the time of giving and sharing. It is the time of loving and forgiving.
590. X means wrong… X means unknown… so why would you eX Christ out of His own birthday?
591. May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart filled with love, and your life filled with laughter.
592. ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it..
593. To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left for awhile and those who have stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses..
594. The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet.
595. well, that’s Christmas over for another year..
596. All I want for Christmas, cannot be found at a store.
597. We all have our own call of duty. Mine is to serve Christ.
598. Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you, because you’re always thought about with love the whole year through. Warmest wishes on Christmas Day!
599. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
600. Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.