Showing 501 to 550 of Total 2011 Status
501. Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
502. You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
503. Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.
504. LOVE is when I can’t pay attention in class because Im too busy writing her first name with my last name.
505. Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless :)
506. Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
507. The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
508. I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.
509. STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
510. GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)
511. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll
512. Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.
513. People wanna see you doing well but not better than them :)
514. When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
515. My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.
516. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
517. No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
518. Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
519. We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.
520. For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
521. It's funny how I am good at giving advices to others but when it comes to helping myself, I don't know what to do!!
522. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
523. IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
524. I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.
525. Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
526. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
527. If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
528. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
529. There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
530. I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
531. History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
532. Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.
533. A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.
534. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
535. Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
536. We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.
537. Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
538. I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
539. Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
540. People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
541. Its not illegal unless you get caught.
542. BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.
543. Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
544. When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.
545. What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.
546. You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.
547. Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.
548. If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.
549. It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
550. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.