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51. Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
52. Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”
53. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
54. I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
55. The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)
56. You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.
57. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
58. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
59. I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.
60. Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.
61. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
62. When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.
63. People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
64. My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
65. If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
66. Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
67. I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.
68. Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World
69. When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.
70. We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
71. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
72. The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.