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1. Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
2. Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
3. The awkward moment when you`re eating dinner at someone else`s house & you don`t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.
4. "Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then i`m coming."
5. Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there`s food in the fridge." "That`s not what I asked..
6. Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
7. You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
8. I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D
9. Everything sucks...............................................except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
10. Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
11. Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)
12. really doesn`t get why people like brunch. What`s the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?
13. Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)
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15. When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
16. You can`t buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;
17. There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.
18. "ughh I`m so full".."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!"
19. LIKE if you can`t tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
20. I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person`s life.
21. When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because `Stressed` spelled backwards is `Desserts` :)
22. The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
23. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
24. thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.