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151. Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.
152. In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
153. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
154. People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
155. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
156. Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
157. Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
158. Love is being stupid together.
159. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
160. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
161. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
162. I love you and it’s getting worse.
163. Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
164. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
165. Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
166. Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
167. Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it.
168. Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.
169. Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.
170. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
171. I solemnly swear I am up to no good especially when I am all alone with you.
172. Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
173. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
174. I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
175. Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
176. As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
177. The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
178. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
179. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age.